Products

Herne+®

Herne is the ancient Celtic god of the “wild hunt,” and we thought his name would be perfect to herald the back-to-the-earth nature of this super energy supplement.

Coming soon, we’re branching out into meal replacements, with high-quality protein and so much more! After all, it’s a jungle out there!

Featuring no fewer than 27 “superfoods” in either a tasty, easy-to-mix shake (Chocolate, Vanilla, or Citrus, or our limited edition flavors Peach Power and French Vanilla Revolution) or a convenient pill form, Herne+ provides long-lasting energy and time-release nutrition.

Here’s a sneak peek at our possible new logo, in keeping with the revamping of the entire line.

“Are you ready for the hunt?”™

Bodyband®

“Move” over, competitors, and we’ll track the calories you expend when you do!

Abstergo’s Bodyband is here! The ultimate in fitness and wellness tracking, the Bodyband monitors not only motion expenditure, heart rate, and sleep patterns, but also brainwaves, hydration, and hormone and oxygen levels, among many other things. So you’ll know exactly when to reach for a glass of water, when you should take a deep breath, if you’re getting the right amount of REM sleep – and when you particularly need to avoid eating that cheeseburger.

To get the most out of your workouts, remember to combine them with products from the Herne+ line!

Angelus®

For the little angel – or devil! Angelus takes the technology developed for the Bodyband and applies it to the most precious thing in life – your child. You will not only be able to see and hear your little one as he or she sleeps, but also monitor heart rate, oxygen saturation, and many other key processes. You can even know when someone needs changing or feeding even before Baby “tells” you about it!

Pharmaceuticals

We save lives – and the quality of life!

We’re the company people turn to when they have a headache or an upset stomach.

We’re there for them, too, when they’re undergoing chemotherapy, struggling to stabilize their blood sugar or their blood pressure, dealing with clinical depression, or just trying to lose their “love handles” in order to feel their best.

It’s estimated that there are three dozen Abstergo products in the average household at any point in time. That’s a tremendous responsibility, and one we take seriously. Every day, our laboratories are striving to improve on what we did the day before, so that we can be worthy of the great trust our customers place in us.

In cooperation with our other branches and projects, such as the Sophia Project, we feel confident in saying that thanks to Abstergo Pharmaceuticals, the world will continue to become healthier…and happier.

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